Oh god. Sometimes you read something that just causes you to nearly keel over with laughter.

Like the latest from Francene.  Her gift suggestions for various folks, just in case Santa’s elves need help, are quite funny (because they’re true):

Gov. Steve Beshear

Better taste in lieutenant governors

The current LG makes hateful comments behind his back. Judging from what many union members and police, fire and rescue workers say, his replacement choice will only lose him votes.

-SNIP-

Mayor Jerry Abramson

Nothing

His pals at The Cordish Cos. will supply whatever he needs. Louisville may have to kick in some more forgivable loans, free land and exclusive development rights, but hey, we’ve done that before.

-SNIP-

Karen Sypher

Might as well skip her, too

Her chance to get what she wanted disappeared a loooong time ago.

Click here to read the rest of Francene’s hilarity.

Important note: I discovered that this list is best read while listening to this song. Not sure why. Maybe it’s the “say you’re leaving, say goodbye” part of the lyrics and the fact that both Steve Beshear and Jerry Abramson are mentioned.