Let’s speculate on who will run for Kentucky’s top elected offices in 2011.

Governor/Lt. Governor

• Democrats: Steve Beshear & Jerry Abramson
  Greg Stumbo, despite what he says?
• Republicans: Richie Farmer/Anybody
  Trey Grayson if he loses?

Auditor of Public Accounts

• Democrats: Adam Edelen
• Republicans: Linda Greenwell? Who?

Attorney General

• Democrats: Jack Conway if he loses?
  Jonathan Miller
• Republicans: Who? Maybe Stan “Baby Killing Is Okay So Long As a Parking Garage Does It” Lee?

Secretary of State

• Democrats: Jennifer Moore
  Jody Richards
• Republicans: Damon Thayer

Treasurer

• Democrats: Failure and Homophobe Todd Hollenbach
• Republicans: That lady who wants to abolish the office, who should win, because the office should be abolished?

Commissioner of Agriculture

• Democrats: Who even wants that job? Maybe Joey Pendleton again?
• Republicans: Ditto