I know no one even knows who she is, but Kelly Knight is not running for Congress against Ben Chandler. [Republican Sources]

Sad news: Joe Sonka is moving to the New Jersey shore. Ask him why. Hint: it involves guidos. [Reality Show-Watching People]

The horse racing industry does need a plan b. And it’s a sad moment in time because the governor has no other plan and hasn’t had one for two years. [H-L Editorial]

Mitch McConnell’s own website proves what a hypocrite he is when it comes to Medicare. [Barefoot & Progressive]

The World Equestrian Games will feature 600 people and 200 horses. And hopefully our Gas Station Governor will receive substantial media and English pronunciation training before the big event. [H-L]

Mitch McConnell and Rush Limbaugh fight over turds. For real. The alternative mainstream media says so. [LEO's Fat Lip]

There will never be real health care reform in the United States of America so long as Democrats are spineless. [HuffPo]

This is the most important video on the internet, ever, amen. [YouTube]

McConnell probably doesn’t care for the Washington Post after this: “The bad Mitch, as most Americans know by now, is the charmless and shameless hypocrite who offers up a steady stream of stale ideology and snarky talking points but almost never a constructive idea.” [WaPo]

If you live in Lexington, it’s time to step up to the plate by helping 1,600 Angel Tree kids. [H-L]

In quite possibly the scariest news ever, Pee Wee Herman is back. This country is doomed and we are terrified. [CBS News]