Gas Station Governor Steve Beshear is holding a press conference at 10:00 A.M. this morning in Shelbyville at the Cooperative Extension Office. Wonder if the press will ask him why he is such a failure of a governor? Somebody needs to hammer the tax reform issue and somebody needs to give some airtime to his failed play – the 5th time – at landing jobs. [Media Advisory]

Americans for Truth About Homosexuality. Haha. Can’t breathe. [Wonkette]

Rand Paul is also an expert on war in Afghanistan. [Bluegrass Politics]

Lexington lieberry audit reveals thousands in questionable spending. 1,500 “adult materials” on a lieberry laptop, too. You surprised? The governor’s boy – Jeremy Horton – used to be knee-deep in that whole joint. Wonder what he knew/knows? [WKYT]

Here’s a much better story about the whole embarrassing mess in Lexington. Was she looking at naked men or the ladies? What kind of porn was it? Somebody in the auditor’s office needs to leak the details, pronto. And what lieberry on earth gives out $870,000 in bonuses to employees? [John Cheves]

What the heck does Jim Bunning know about moral hazards? [Wall Street Journal]

Why is Jim Bunning so mean to poor Ben Bernanke? Why does he care whether or not our country is in financial shambles? [The Hill]

Steve Nunn’s daughter has been added to the wrongful death suit pending against him. I want so badly to make a joke about Steve Nunn taking nude photographs of himself but can’t figure out how to do so without being poor taste. Please help. [Stephenie Steitzer]

Just found a Halloween costume for Secretary Jonathan Miller in 2010. “She’s wearing 17 miles of mink and generic Chucks.” [D-Listed]

Some advice for Jack Conway. It involves things that are long and go really fast. [Barefoot & Progressive]

God. The Herald-Leader is so gay for a bunch of firemenz. [GAY NEWSPAPER TWATTING!]

Sarah Palin is still dumber than a frozen dog turd. [Politico]

Coal miners were “honered(sic)” – in Harlan. Greg Stumbo was there lying about how the coal industry is allegedly under attack. [WYMT]

Poor Mitch McConnell can’t ever get anything from Nancy Pelosi. Because she’s either too mean to him or he’s too ridiculous. [WaPo]