To the folks in Todd Hollenbach’s office who keep calling me at midnight: Stop wasting my time.
If you have the juicy, juicy? Spill it. Otherwise, go drink alone and STOP CALLING ME SO LATE.
I am an old man and I go to bed early. You caused me to waste the good (cold) side of my pillow to reach for the dang phone.
I know Todd is a miniature buttcramp who spends his days at the country club (“Dr. Green” on his daily schedule) with Frank Simon. It’s cool. It’s already established. There’s enough for me to write about without you making something else up.
P.S. There are only two reasons somebody should ever be calling me so late: You have eleventy billion dollars you have to give me right away or you’re the man of my dreams and need the code to the security gate. If somebody dies, let me at least get some sleep before filling me in. If you’re drunk, well, let me at least be awake enough to record what you have to say for later blackmail.
Jesus H.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Mark H (Not Hebert) // Dec 4, 2009 at 11:17 am
You need to register your home number as a 1-900 naughty teens sex phone chat line.
That way, if they wake you up at midnight drunk dialing, you can file an open records request with the State for their phone records and acquire some really good blackmail material on them.
2 curtis morrison // Dec 4, 2009 at 10:50 pm
No one drunk dials me anymore so I have to do it to myself. Oh wait, never mind.
3 Not Important // Jul 1, 2010 at 2:22 pm
MJ was the one calling you giving you the BS you publish. She was wasting our tax dollars anyway. She never shows up for work and lies on her timesheets. Ask for her time sheets and security video to see when she came in. Oh, and ask who she spoke with to say she was too tired to come in all those weeks… Oh yeah, she just left a drunk voice mail that she doesn’t even remember leaving.
4 jake // Jul 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Mary John was not the individual calling me or providing information. You wanna see the email and Facebook exchanges where she lost her shit over me writing things? Or when she obfuscated and refused to talk?
I LOVE that Maurice McDaniel is leaving slanderous comments. LOVE it.
And, yes, I’ll provide your IP information to any attorney representing MJ if they ask for it.
Speaking of not showing up for work… why was Todd at Kroger with a woman who is not his wife a few weeks ago? He hauled ass away from me faster than Jim Gooch could eat a small child.
And why is he forever at the country club and never in Frankfort?
And why, again, is Maurice telling everybody he “runs” Frankfort?
Hahaha.
5 jake // Jul 1, 2010 at 2:28 pm
P.S. I know MJ showed up for work. I had people keep up on her and several folks from Todd’s office regularly updated me on happenings in the joint.
And not long ago, I, myself checked in on things and found MJ speaking to Maurice in the Annex parking lot about work.
So nice spin.
6 Not Important // Jul 1, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I don’t get it…
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