Don’t worry! Trey Grayson will protect us from Nobama’s terra-ists!

From his latest email blast:

I’m writing you today about an issue of great concern to me. The Obama Administration has announced plans to bring terrorists currently held safely at the $200 million plus detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, including alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and several co-conspirators, to the United States to be tried in our civilian courts.

I disagree strongly with this decision and have launched a petition against this policy on my website. I hope you will sign the petition to President Obama today and join me in opposition to bringing captured terrorist suspects to U.S. soil for prosecution in civilian courts instead of prosecuting them using military commissions outside our borders. I see no need to threaten the security of Americans and spend untold additional millions of dollars trying to mitigate those risks on our own soil. If I am elected to the U.S. Senate I will support measures such as Sen. Jim DeMint’s legislation to extend the ban on moving Guantanamo detainees to the U.S.

Hahaha. Trey Grayson has officially morphed into Mitch McConnell. Minus the questionable military discharge, the love of Red China and the whole looking like Teddy Ruxpin thing, of course.

This shiz is getting more entertaining than Marilyn Parker on a bender. Shoo. Can’t wait til Trey starts complaining about the ho-mo-sexuals so his eight hundred million gay staffers can get all pissy.

Yes, I included a photo of Mitch McConnell because it is nigh impossible to tell him apart from Trey these days.