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TGIF! Your Friday Of Very Important Stuff

October 30th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Sorry, Marilyn Parker, our love affair is OVER! I’m now in love with WHAS11′s Melissa Swan for this awesome thing she did last night. [The 'Ville Voice]

On an important note: I set out on a mission to find out if “gay love” was some sort of Canadian secret code that us Real Americans don’t understand. So I asked a local expert who once spent nine (9 whole days!) in Canada for guidance. But they said, “Never heard that in my 9 days there.” So the world is left wondering just what the heck Gilles Meloche was talking about. [Very Important Reporting]

The stock market crashed 80 years ago. Dark days, indeed. [HuffPo]

The CentrePointe failure is Jim Newberry’s embarrassing legacy. The numbers are staggering. [H-L via B&P]

Louisville gets $15 million in Homeland Security funding. [Jim Carroll]

This is for real: Someone is actually dressing up as Heather French Henry for Halloween. Who knew she was that scary? [Richmond Register]

Not gonna lie. The new Eastern State Hospital looks pretty spiff. [Bluegrass Politics]

Mitch McConnell says a public health care option will cost you your life. Really. And it was caught on audio. [More HuffPo]

Fairdale Bigfoot is running for mayor. And he writes an advice column each week. [Consuming Louisville]

Tags: Corruption · Economy · FEAR! · Flashback · Health Care · Humor · Hypocrisy · Mainstream · Mitch McConnell · Stats

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  • 1 Novena // Oct 30, 2009 at 11:49 am

    “Mitch as Death Symbol”

    Mitch, the High Priest of Fear and Death, has spoken out against health care for the umpteenth time. He has no problem supporting the tobacco industry that kills thousands upon thousands or advocating for private insurance companies that bilk the public of their true health needs. Put on your Halloween mask, Mitch–it’s a sickening skeleton wielding a huge scalpel of Death.

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