It’s been a minute since Marilyn Parker has spewed forth an email blast. We were beginning to think the poor woman had disappeared into the abyss before we could get gay married to her, by a Muslin, just because!

If her last mess about machine guns or whatever didn’t take the cake? He latest certainly will.

I can’t even make fun of her appropriately without almost passing out from laughter. Just read it for yourself:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The Obama administration on Monday launched a new program to help state and local housing finance agencies provide hundreds of thousands of affordable mortgages to first time home buyers.

As Yogi Berra would say, ” It’s de ja vu all over again”. This is just another pay off to the special interests that got Obama elected and a vote buy to potential first time home buyers. Freddie and Fannie are administering the program. Acorn is probably involved, just not publicly since they are in hot water after being caught promoting teenage prostitution and tax evasion. Here we are over three years after the bottom dropped out, and we still have no meaningful economic stimulus aimed at Main Street, small business or the rest of the private sector. This downturn started with housing, so common sense would dictate that the problems in the housing sector be addressed immediately without any further delay.The federal government has spent over $80 billion to prop up two failed car companies and have created no new jobs with their porculus package. The housing and related sectors have shed close to 4 million jobs over the last three years.

HAHAHA. Seriously. ACORN is behind everything! Cannot breathe.

But wait – it gets better:

The Obama Administration turned up their attacks on Fox News over the weekend. Chief of Staff David Axelrod said,”We consider Fox News to be biased and that they operate with a particular point of view”.

Fox has taken over the constitutionally mandated role of the media (to keep government honest) from the traditional news services and networks. On their news shows, Fox attempts to bring both sides of the story to the people. Since Fox News doesn’t pay homage to Obama and his corrupt group of socialist minions “they operate with a particular point of view”. Apparently, the so called main stream media, if you believe the Obama Administration, is satisfying it’s duty to vet elected officials in an unbiased responsible fashion. Why do we know much, much more about Sarah Palin and her family than we will ever find out about Obama and his Czars? We would need two more news services the size of Fox News just to keep up with the rapid implementation of this radical, chaotic agenda. It is just coming too fast and too furiously. Without Fox News and the Internet this administration would control the news. We are that close to losing our country.

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Okay, kids. Dig in.

Somebody needs to school this crazy woman. It’s a shame Abdul Yarmuth won’t pay her any mind.