Don’t miss Comment on Kentucky tonight. Scheduled guests: Joe Biesk, AP; Joe Gerth, C-J; and Dori Hjalmarson, Eastern Kentucky Bureau reporter for the H-L. [KET Press Release]

Ben Chandler is just so upset over horsies, gambling and bourbon. But he still couldn’t give two flips about matters affecting all Kentuckians. [C-J]

Word of advice: don’t drive your car into a cow. [WKYT]

Remember that silly domain name seizure lawsuit in Frankfort? It’s resuming. [Tony McVeigh]

The truth finally came out: it was the crazy parents who launched the balloon yesterday – not the kid. [MSNBC]

But this video clip may be the best/worst thing ever. And solid proof that the media is jacked as all get out. [HuffPo]

Joe Sonka will be liveblogging the awkwardness at the Kentucky Democratic Party thingy tomorrow. From Joe: “It starts at 4:00, and should be awkward as hell, what with Dan Mongiardo touting the edorsement of the “SOB” “whore” “worst KY Governor ever” Steve Beshear.” [Barefoot & Progressive]

Ken Upchurch of the 52nd District is retiring. [Kentucky Club for Growth]

If People of Walmart wasn’t reason enough for you never to enter the store? Then read this story about a man getting stabbed twice inside the restroom of the Frankfort Walmart. [State Journal]

A third Lexington resident has died of the pig flu. And, you know, we all need to just go ahead and duct tape and drop cloth every opening in our homes, right? Remember how awesomely that worked out when Tom Ridge suggested we all do that? Let’s do it again. [H-L]

This Idea Festival sidewalk art is mind-blowing! [Gabe Bullard]