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Marilyn Parker is the New Sonny Landham

October 9th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Oh holy night.

Congressman John Yarmuth must be running scared.

Marilyn Parker has turned into Sonny Landham.

And I don’t mean in that gay Glee kinda way. Or the porno kinda way (VOM). I mean in that crazy, shoot machine guns kinda way while talking about how Mexicans are tarnishing our white women.

In Parker’s latest email blast begging for volunteers at the Southwest Community Festival (not the one where she promotes her fundraiser featuring “Waters Edge” – whatever that means), Parker says… well… just look for yourself:

Also, Marilyn Parker for Congress will be enjoying the smell of gun powered and watching the fun at:

Knob Creek Gun Range

Machine Gun Shoot

Sunday October 11th

Volunteers needed 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM to get the message out. There is an admission charge.
Click the link for the complete rundown.
Please reply if you can help

Yes, the red and odd bolding are hers. And she wants volunteers to pay admission to help promote her with some machine gun dudes.

This must be how she is going to fight the terrorists. With machine guns.

Somebody needs to ask Abdul Yarmuth and the Muslins who will gay marry us, for fun, if they’re gonna let you shoot machine guns. If not, Marilyn Parker will win.

Tags: Congress · FEAR! · Humor · John Yarmuth · KY-3

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 briansmith // Oct 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    Also, nothing like a wannabe politician and her volunteers to fuck up a perfectly good machine gun shoot.

    I love the smell of “gun powered” in the morning. Smells like…futility.

  • 2 Steve // Oct 24, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    What do we need to take our country back from: Oh, I know , a clown and a crook that ran up a 10 trillion deficit in 8 years!

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