Need I remind you that it’s been an entire week and Daniel Mongiardo still hasn’t answered questions with candid honesty? The Commonwealth has been hoodwinked. And our state’s two highest constitutional officers are lying to the entirety of Kentucky. if they’ll lie about something so trivial – and continue to lie after being exposed – what else could they be lying about? [Don't Forget This]

Just a reminder: Daniel Mongiardo is busily telling the press that this has been his best fundraising quarter ever. But that doesn’t change the fact that his campaign is hemorrhaging hundreds of thousands of dollars and has been for months on end. Read our story from July 21st for explicit details. [Page One]

Good News Friday: Scratching the Surface. [Paulick Report]

Additional Mongiardo thoughts: Since we pay the Lt. Governor a giant salary of $105,840 and he has zero duties, can’t we reasonably expect him to show up for ribbon cuttings and press conferences? And wouldn’t it make sense for him to take on the duties of a cabinet secretary to save us money? Oh, right, the governor picked a running mate he neither respects or trusts solely because he’s got an Appalachian home address. And now there’s now accountability and we’re stuck with the mess. Nice. [Random Thoughts]

Chuck Schumer proves he really is an asshat. No wonder the Kentucky Senate race was a flustercuck last year. [HuffPo]

Let’s not all die of the pig flu. Maybe we should get immunized? [C-J]

A special prosecutor has been appointed to examine the campaign finance mess of Jim and Katie King. [Andy Alcock]

Check out this hot mess of corruption and conflict of interest in Lexington government! Hoo boy! [Pigs in the Parlor]

Somebody has some questions to answer about the audits of the African American Heritage Museum/Foundation. [The 'Ville Voice]

Did you know one of Barack Obama’s aides is a dastardly HO MO SEX YUL? It’s cute that Faux News and other “conservatives” are claiming he wants to spread homosexuality among schoolchildren. [More HuffPo]

This could make your day in a non-political way. [I Can Has Cheezburger]

The Kentucky Democratic Party finally announced keynote speakers for its October 17th Jefferson-Jackson Dinner in Lexington: General Wesley Clark, Steve Beshear, Ben Chandler and John Yarmuth. We’ll refrain from making catty comments. [Email Blast]