Brave patriot warrior Marilyn Parker will be on the radio tonight, as her throngs of fans and thousands of supporters already know.

But just in case you don’t?

She sent out a very important email blast to announce it. A message so important, in fact, that it included no subject. And initially appeared blank.

Until I noticed her two lines of text:

Tune in to AM 1080 WGTK at 7:00PM Thursday October 1st for My View Matters. Marilyn and the hosts will spend the hour discussing the issues and what has motivated her to run for Congress.

Yes. Email blast to her entire list for that.

Couldn’t she at least make a fundraising plea at the end of her giant, empty message?

Maybe something like: “Help me save Louisville from Abdul Yarmuth and his Muslin friends! Would you consider a donation of $1.776, $17.76 or even $177.60 to help me rid our city of freedom and liberty haters? Please send all checks to my future husband, Jake.”

Maybe?

Goodness. The woman we are going to gay marry can’t be messing up like this. Maybe we’ll call her tonight and maybe, you know, seduce her with our phone sex voice, on the radio, for fun. And, yes, it’s okay that I just published “phone sex voice” because I am referring to my future wife, who will gay marry me. Just saying.