Because she says she will win. True story.

Check out this uncharacteristically well-written blurb from her latest email blast, which she forwarded to her entire contact list (really, forwarded):

We are at a point in history where America as a nation is sitting on a precipice. We can decide as a people to allow her to be pushed off the edge, or we can grab her by the coat tails and reel her back in. We need to restore the values of common sense, dignity for human life, and smaller, honest, less intrusive government that does not trample on our liberties and our constitution. Marilyn Parker for Congress will share with you her passionate vision, and solutions for our future. Economic times are tough, but if we do not invest a little now to take back congress in 2010, we stand to lose so much more in the very near future.

Marilyn Parker For Congress

That’s right. We need to invest in her campaign to beat John Yarmuth, the nation’s worst problem. Because he wants to trample on our liberties and our constitution!

We hear Parker will appear on the radio with Ed Martin & Ed Springston tomorrow evening. My VIew Matters from 7-8 P.M. on WKJK 1080 A.M. in Louisville.

Maybe I’ll call in to the show and ask her when we’re going to get gay married by a socialist Muslim.