Our fearless and brave patriot overlord, Marilyn Parker, has penned (hunt-n-pecked on a keyboard?) another glorious diatribe of genius.
Let us peruse:
Thought for the day: If a 20 year old courageous young lady and her 24 year old friend and citizen reporter can expose ACORN for the massive, corrupt institution that it is, indicted in 9 out of 11 states in which it was under investigation for voter registration fraud, Marilyn Parker, as a concerned citizen representative, has a very good chance of un-seating Rep. Yarmuth!
Yeah. Two 20-somethings paid by a right-wing movie producer totally equates to citizen journalism. And that’s how Marilyn Parker will beat John Yarmuth, even though she can’t win a primary, because of ACORN. ACORN is black people, you know!
Local activity: Marilyn Parker For Congress secured a booth at the Gaslight Festival. We passed out thousands of pieces of literature to concerned, discerning citizens that are paying attention, and are worried about the direction our country is taking. I was fortunate enough to get to speak to many of them this past weekend in J-Town.
Hear that? Tens of thousands! She talked to them all. Tens of thousands.
Fundraising: I will be having a fundraiser soon. The probable date is October 25th hosted by Carrie Bishop and Kim Marrs. More details to come soon. We are working tirelessly night and day to win this election to do Louisville’s part to restore logic and common sense in Washington. Please know that it cannot happen without the support of good citizens such as you, and campaigns cannot operate without contributions. Rep. Yarmuth will secure millions. Marilyn parker is a working, citizen representative, the kind of representative that congress is in desperate need of. Please contact my website and make any type of contribution large or small to ensure that we have a strong candidate for the 3rd congressional district of Ky., that is on the right side of the issues. Rep. Yarmuth is pro abortion, voted for the 800 billion non-stimulus stimulus, Cardcheck, a $1700 per family utility tax that will destroy jobs and cause more home foreclosures. Rep. Yarmuth freely admits that his ultimate goal for healthcare reform is a single payer government system with no private insurance available.
Rather than tear that apart, let’s just leave it be. Slipping in and out of third person is beautiful. Just like Bob Dole.
Here’s the big gay money shot:
Almost humorous note: The radical left evidently views me as a threat to be reckoned with because they are all over the internet spreading vitriol about my candidacy. My campaign staff and I get a good laugh at some of this stuff but we know how serious the situation has become. Does anyone have any ideas on how we can reach out to some of these people? They know that I am always where the people are, and I am on the common sense side of the issues. They know that I am an outspoken candidate for conservatism and common sense, and that makes me a threat in their minds. They have even gone as far as to claim that I have called Presdent Obama a terrorist. I am not sure where they got that piece of propaganda, unless it came from one of my speeches. I stated that this administration gave 90 million dollars to Hamas in the “stimulus” bill. Hamas happens to be a terrorist organization bent on the destruction of Israel.
HAHAHAHA! PEE! HAHAHA! VITRIOL!
OMG. Can’t breathe.
In other news: Parker learned to spell “gaslight” and she has begun to use a federally-required paid-for-by disclaimer.
I love Marilyn Parker. We are going to get gay married, by a Muslim, just because.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Terri // Sep 22, 2009 at 6:11 pm
When is this woman gonna hire me, already?
2 briansmith // Sep 22, 2009 at 10:18 pm
campaign 101. don’t announce a fundraiser if you don’t have a date for the fundraiser. i’ll make sure to posdate my probable check to the probable date.
i think ms. bishop and ms. marrs are just leading ms. parker on, convincing her she is smart, talented and pretty enough to defeat john yarmuth mano-a-mano. they are totally, wait for it, gaslighting her.
3 Not Confused ... // Sep 23, 2009 at 8:05 am
Jake, with respect, the two kids who filmed ACORN employees in the illegal, unethical, and hilariously unscripted facilitation of underage prostitution are VERY much citizen journalists.
Not unlike, say, Jake and PageOneKentucky.
The fact that they come from a different place does not invalidate their work. I am a bit surprised that you have not complimented them on a startlingly effective piece of reportage.
Or, perhaps, you are not as open to and respectful of alternative viewpoints as I had imagined ?
Regardless, it WAS good journalism, very much in the spirit of Mike Wallace’s early on-camera pieces. Makes no difference who (1) pays for it, or (2) shows it. Or who cheers. Or boos …
4 jake // Sep 23, 2009 at 8:12 am
No, it wasn’t “journalism” – it was part of a right-wing movie. Those folks paid by the producer. Let’s keep the spin to a minimum, kids.
And we still don’t know any specifics about the situation because no one will talk. All we know is that we saw some stuff on-camera. Those talking haven’t said anything, we don’t know what they do/did for the organization and we don’t know what they knew beforehand.
5 Mark // Sep 23, 2009 at 9:22 am
Please tell me she will make it to the general election… this is too good…
6 Just me // Sep 23, 2009 at 9:24 am
“They have even gone as far as to claim that I have called Presdent Obama a terrorist. I am not sure where they got that piece of propaganda, unless it came from one of my speeches.”
Umm…what is she saying here? Is Parker saying she called Obama a terrorist in one of her speeches? If so, then the claim wouldn’t be propaganda…right?
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