Remember the Fairdale Bigfoot from last week? An international embarrassment, for sure, is turning into something hilarious.

Here’s a bit form his latest advice column:

The hairless breed are a wonderful treat, but after a while the sensation gets boring. It’s unnatural. Plus, hairless cats always look sickly and ashamed around other full-coated morsels…er, felines.

Fairdale Bigfoot recommends staying well groomed. Invest in a nice razor and see how much stubble the missus tolerates. For peskier areas like the redwood grove around your shoulders, see a professional waxer. The pain will be worth it; you’ll feel smooth and sexy and your wife will notice the confidence. She may even enjoy the feeling of a freshly groomed slab of man. But as the hair grows back, she won’t have the opportunity to get tired of the new feeling.

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HAHAHAHA. Can’t breathe.

Fairdale Bigfoot is going to turn into a tourist attraction. For real.