This Marilyn Parker mess – the lady trying to run for Congress against John Yarmuth – is like a glorious train wreck. Smoke, ashes, gore, body parts strewn about. Absolute flustercuck – not the least of which involves her consistent inability to follow campaign finance law. I’d personally file an FEC complaint or two against her if this wasn’t turning into an entertaining circus.
Really. Check this latest email blast from her about the scary terrorists (they were probably non-white) who sabotaged her “server” and the “2 million” patriots who marched in Washington (in her mind, only):
Middletown Family Fun Festival
The festival was a huge success. The support from the crowd was 10 to 1 in favor of my campaign in opposition to John Yarmuth. Our booth was abuzz with activity for 2 solid days. It is clear that the word is getting out with many people who have already heard about my campaign stopping by to offer excited support. Many people have already heard me speak at the many different events, and are excited by my energy, passion and knowledge of the issues.
Some troubling news is that for two straight weeks, after campaign events, my server was apparently sabotaged in the wee hours of Sunday morning and it subsequently crashed. Sorry about the inconvenience. We are ramping up security measures to see that it won’t happen again.
Even though I could not be in DC over the weekend, I am encouraged by the 2 million freedom loving, well behaved patriotic citizens that are fighting to take our country back.
J-Town Gaslite Festival
This Saturday, the 19th of Sept, we will be working the J-town Gaslite Festival. We need volunteers to work the crowd and pass out info. We may be meeting at the GOP booth if they can get one. If not, an alternate meeting place will be announced in the next couple of days. Please respond in the next 2 days if you can volunteer for any amount of time between the hours of 9:00AM to 10:00PM this Saturday the 19th. Anyone working over 2 hours will receive a free Marilyn Parker For Congress T-shirt.
Volunteer meetings are now ramping up. If you are interested please contact me via e-mail or the contact page on my site.
Let’s take our country back!
Marilyn
OMG can’t even breathe. It really is like end of the world porn x 10.
Thank goodness this woman has come to save us from the mean old John Yarmuth!
6 responses so far ↓
1 briansmith // Sep 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm
“Many people have already heard me speak at the many different events, and are excited by my energy, passion and knowledge of the issues.”
campaigning 101: you need to find SOMEONE ELSE to testify as to your energy, passion and knowledge of the issues. the fact that you are your own personal hero means dick
2 Steve // Sep 15, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Just what we need … another narcissist running for office.
I guess someone has to reignite the torch Sarah Palin extinguished.
The GOP might have a competent candidate if any prospect with any sense were to calculate challenging Yarmuth as a anything other than a probable waste of time, energy and money.
So feed your institable ego, Marilyn, before you crash, burn and go for end-of-political-career counseling.
Don’t be misled by the effusive enthusiasm of idiots. There are too many of them, but not nearly enough to elect you.
3 Michael // Sep 15, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Repeat a lie often until it is believed.
4 Marilyn Parker // Sep 17, 2009 at 11:27 pm
If a 20 year old brave, classy, female can take down the corrupt machine ACORN, Marilyn Parker can unseat Representative Yarmuth. Pay attention to the number of Dems that are switching their party affiliation, because now America gets to see what unadulterated corrupt liberalism looks like.
5 jake // Sep 17, 2009 at 11:34 pm
You can’t get the most basic and legally required campaign finance compliance right, so why on earth would anyone reading your comment believe you have the capacity to beat anyone – let alone John Yarmuth, who beat Anne Northup by nearly 20 points?
I love it when crazy bitches try to blame the past eight years – which caused this corruption and downfall of society – on the scary black man and the libruls. That’s a totally coherent argument.
Get your shit in check, sweetie, and then we’ll take you a bit more seriously. Until then, you’re in the same fringe ballgame as Otis Hensley.
6 Polar // Sep 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Sorry to tell you this Candidate Parker, but ACORN is not Obama, and the Democratic Party is not liberal, as the Baucus Bill proves. It just seems so because the GOP has become the party of red necks, nutjobs, and racists, so far to the right that they’re doing uturns back into their own right lane.
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