Karen Sypher flashbacks. All right for this, you know, years-long scandal. What the crap. [LEO Weekly]

When I say we’re all gonna die of the povert and/or the pig flu, I mean it. [Here's Proof]

Rand Paul got an endorsement from some dude. [Ro... Rand Paul]

And now he’s raising more money in a day than Trey Grayson has in months. [Ro... Rand Paul]

Kimberly Greenwell thinks she’s running for the State House. Unfortunately for her, I have over a year’s worth of Yahoo Messenger chat logs, hundreds of emails, and dozens of recorded telephone calls. Yes, I said it. She tried to assassinate my character and the character of others when we went to law enforcement to deal with Steve Henry’s corruption. She lied to investigators about Henry. Fortunately, she could gain an opponent who would smoke her in a primary. Now that Greenwell is an announced candidate, you know I’ll be talking. So get ready. It won’t be pretty.  We will not stand for the perpetuation of Steve Henry-caliber corruption. [Kimberly Greenwell & Henry-Caliber Corruption]

The natural arch re-opened. [McCreary County Record]

When will this KACo mess end? It’s like a game of Mad Libs. Every day it’s something new. Some new hookers, maybe a BMW, a fancy trip, some blow, maybe a few thousand dollars worth of bourbon. It’s time to give it up. [Ryan Alessi]

There’s a joke about Jim Gooch in this somewhere. But let’s blame it on Binack Rubamma’s wife, Michelle, for going against her Muslim ways by showing her legs and be done with it. [C-J]

It’s cute how Rush Limbaugh, a guy who used a pilonidal cyst as an excuse to get out of the Army, is cracking anus jokes about Barney Frank. Probably wishful thinking on his part. [HuffPo]

People actually believe this crap. [Creation Museum's Hot Mess]

Note: This is a pre-scheduled post – I’m not actually at the computer.