Dear Internet:
Who could be so ticked off or want something so badly that they’d feel the need to vandalize my vehicle twice in two weeks?
For the second time in as many weeks, my tires were deflated and/or vandalized.
See?
Who could have been so upset the past day or so? I wonder…
Clearly it’s someone who has very little common sense or they wouldn’t be trying to ruin a Jeep that’s worth less than my cell phone.
But it’s cute. Especially the nails found all over the place:
Nails that weren’t around when I parked earlier today.
It’s too bad I’m still not shutting up, isn’t it? I’m only motivated to dig deeper and yell a little more loudly.
12 responses so far ↓
1 Curt Morrison // Aug 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
That little pump is cute. I need one of those!
But to your question, it doesn’t look like a Blackwater job, but rather someone that listens to a little too much Carrie Underwood…
2 David Harpe // Aug 6, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Might be time to change that link at the top from “Report State Vehicle Abuse!” to “Report JAKE Vehicle Abuse!”
3 Randy // Aug 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Jake! What are you still doing in that aging Cherokee? Go get in on that cash-for-clunkers deal!
4 jake // Aug 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Haha – I am a Real American from Real America. I will drive that thing until the chassis falls out from under it.
Honestly, it’s a 1994 and only has about 75,000 miles on it. That’s why I still drive it. And after the past five or six natural disasters here over the past year, it’s come in quite handy.
(But I want a Ford Fusion Hybrid pretty badly…)
5 le gardien de but // Aug 6, 2009 at 7:47 pm
I do hope you reported these incidents to LMPD…
6 Steve Magruder (I, not D or R) // Aug 6, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I recently had to deal with a stalker in the C-J comments regarding a particular political matter I’ve been involved with. This moron’s “work” only hardens my resolve.
If you’re not controversial, you aren’t doing anything of value.
7 John // Aug 6, 2009 at 8:29 pm
You should set up a camera/laptop in your car to catch them next time.
8 Thunder Storm // Aug 6, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Dude,
Get a real air compressor. Thats so gay!
9 E // Aug 6, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Back off on the jabs at Jake’s air compressor.
I’ve got one very similar…and the little thing does a pretty good job.
10 Thunder Storm // Aug 7, 2009 at 1:29 am
E,
You need to get a real air compressor too!
11 E // Aug 7, 2009 at 7:09 am
Whatever TS…You probably call AAA every time you get a flat.
12 jake // Aug 7, 2009 at 7:29 am
Find an air compressor that won’t drain a car battery after 30 minutes of use that can fill four giant tires… for under $50… and I’m there.
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