It’s Day 9 of the Golden B.S. Awards in honor of Page One’s second birthday (August 13th!). Ten lucky (unlucky?) winners will receive a fancy pile of golden b.s., pictured at left. You know the drill.
Which elected officials, public officials, candidates, reporters, public figures, et al are absolutely full of it? We need your input!
Each day through tomorrow we’ll announce a new award category for which you may submit an unlimited number of nominees.
Previous Categories:
- Day One – Person Responsible for Legislation Requiring the Most Lubricant
- Day Two – Reporter Most Likely to Make You Kick Your Television, Burn Your Newspaper or Toss Your Computer.
- Day Three – Most Constipated Politician – For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was One.
- Day Four – Politician Most Likely to Be Investigated or Indicted in the Next 12 Months.
- Day Five – Worst Example of Total Incompetence From a Local or State Official in an Appointed Post.
- Day Six – Elected Official, Appointee or Contractor Responsible for the Most Flagrant & Vile Abuse of Taxpayer Money.
- Day Seven – Most Outlandish Case of Double Dipping.
- Day Eight – Individual in Politics or Media With the Worst Diarrhea of the Mouth.
So make sure you nominate someone for those categories.
After all nominations are received for all announced categories, we’ll announce the winners and promptly send along golden piles of poo to recipients. Let’s make this as scandalous and appropriate as possible.
Today’s category is:
Submit your nomination (this isn’t a popularity contest, your “votes” or seconds aren’t necessarily going to sway anything) – along with your reasoning – in the comments. Keep it funny!
12 responses so far ↓
1 E // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Arrrghhhh!
If only Mark Sanford were our Gov.!
2 Curt Morrison // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Who was it that belittled Jack Conway for going to a snooty college when he himself was educated in a French-speaking foreign country?
Vous êtes un hypocrite, le Docteur Mongiardo.
3 Um... // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:04 pm
WIN, Curt Morrison. WIN.
4 le gardien de but // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:10 pm
uh curt, McGill is an english speaking university in the cosmopolitan city of Montréal; knowledge of French is not necessary to get by in Montréal. At Université de Montréal french is the medium of instruction. However if he had gone to Université Laval in Québec City, he would be sol without knowledge of French. McGill is a prestigious internationally recognized university.
5 marie // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:11 pm
The cast of U of L, hands down.
Just check all my comments ad nauseam.
6 Conservative // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:12 pm
If current politicians can be nominated for past positions, then Greg Stumbo hands down.
How can a deadbeat dad be in charge of an office that oversees child support collection?
7 jake // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm
le gardien: tough time taking a joke?
I believe Curt meant “FREEDOM” instead of “French” – for what it’s worth.
FREEDOM-SPEAKING FOREIGN LAND!
8 Novena // Aug 6, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“One Sociopath, Under the Devil”
Robert David Felner, who always said he was for “equity and social justice.” Bobby Monster, go tell it now to your former CEHD faculty, staff and student slaves and the poor kids on Louisville’s West End who reaped no benefits from that damn NCLB grant that will land you in prison. In the end, perhaps some justice for all?
9 Cactus // Aug 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I would have to nominate our esteemed District Court Judge Katie King. As a district judge, she rules on cases involving misdemeanors such as petty marijuana possession, fourth-degree assault, DUIs, harassment, intimidation, stalking, alcohol intoxication, disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and minor thefts. I should add that to my knowledge Judge King has never been convicted of any of these crimes. Between her publicized shenanigans and her massive loans at election time, she does leave quite a trail of mystery and intrigue, does she not? I find it ironic that she is in a position to send people to jail or order fines and probation for people who make minor errors and do not have deep pockets for a good attorney. To my knowledge, she has kept her nose clean so to speak since becoming a judge.
10 Cactus // Aug 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I should have added that Katie King’s alleged behavior with an engaged man was questionable during “Southern Belles.” Shea did not deserve that!
11 Ray Re Flaget // Aug 6, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Francois goalkeeper…without Quebecois at Laval Doctor Dan would have been TRES sol. Oui?
12 le gardien de but // Aug 6, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I go with Novena–Dr Felner–he never filled out the forms that we had to. and more…