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Your Friday Afternoon Pre-Fancy Farm Stuff

July 31st, 2009 · 4 Comments

We’re now on Day 5 of Golden B.S. Awards. Make your nominations for each category today! [Day 1, Day 2, Day 3, Day 4 & Day 5]

This is why American can’t have health care reform. People are “too dumb not to eat 5,000 calories of corn-syrup nacho-pocketz per meal.” And so is Washington. [Wonkette]

Is Robin Engel planning a run for congress? That’s what we hear. [Engel's Council Page]

Joe’s going to Fancy Farm to get poisoned by Lt. Dan’s supporters and will be writing about it, on the Twitter machine, on the internet. [Barefoot & Progressive]

What the crap is with this Covington man who lived with his girlfriend’s body for eight days? [C-J]

Speaking of the C-J, the editorial board finally grew a pair and is criticizing Jerry Abramson for ridiculous behavior and wasting money. [More C-J]

No wonder Republicans have become a party that only exists in the deep south. None of them believe Barack obama was born (ED NOTE: This originally said “porn” but we had to change the hilarious typo) in the U.S. and A. [HuffPo]

Today the U.S. Treasury announced it will distribute about $3 billion to support approximately 5,000 bio-mass, solar, wind and other types of renewable energy production facilities. Companies interested in applying can clicky the clicky. [Click Here]

Tags: Barack Obama · Contest · Economy · Environment · Giving Back · Health Care · Humor · Rumor

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Ed Springston // Jul 31, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Sure the Cj is now. I mean Hawpe is leaving and Abramson is too. WHat do they have to lose by doing their job now? Pathetic really.

  • 2 J // Jul 31, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Was porn in the USA… good typo.

  • 3 E // Jul 31, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    Good to hear that biomass is starting to get the respect it deserves…as it does in fact represent the most practical, carbon neutral, and consistent alternative energy.
    It’s about time!

  • 4 jake // Aug 1, 2009 at 11:27 am

    HAHA! Yes. Best typo ever!