Joe Sonka is a sick, dirty teabagger and he almost got arrested in Lexington. While speaking in tongues during the opening teabagger prayer, of course.

One of the first speakers said that even though public prayer was now outlawed in Obama’s America, they were going to pray to Jesus now. After a few verses, something supernatural (divine, perhaps?) grabbed a hold of my body and flung my hands in the air. A sound was spontaneously squeezed out of my lungs for about 5 seconds, while my tongue was touched by a mystical (divine?) teabag, of sorts. I was once a skeptic, but I have no doubt that The Lord spoke through me in tongues during this holy 5 seconds.

Sure, go ahead and call me an asshole for this, but you’ll only be calling God an asshole. You don’t think God’s an asshole, do you?

About 10 seconds after my divine experience, an overweight, angry looking man came charging at me, screaming. He was not the welcome wagon. I tried to explain my religous experience, but he wasn’t having it. I asked him if he was Muslim like Obama, and that didn’t seem to calm him down. I then told him that I was going to have to see his birth certificate, as he kind of gave me that kind of vibe. He didn’t like that either, and went rushing to the back of the stage to talk to somebody that looked familiar, possibly conservative blogger/Teabager David Adams. He started angrily pointing at me as he talked to him, as Adams basically gave a “who fucking cares” look to him.

Hahaha!

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