You’ve read all about the Wendell Ford Dinner shenanigans, right? If not, CLICK HERE to catch up on all the drama. You won’t want to miss it.
(NOTE: The lady in green! Margaret Harris, of the Louisville Water Company Board. She never speaks to us but she’s always the most beautiful person in the room. People can’t help but stare. We’re not gay enough to suggest that anyone may be flawless, but, um, that woman is flawless.)
We missed several people throughout the evening. Primarily, Dann Byck, who always loved cracking jokes with us. He’s sorely missed.
Other notables who weren’t there: Crit Luallen, Andrew & Stephanie Horne, Ben Chandler, Jerry Abramson (though, as several people pointed out, it was a DEMOCRATIC dinner – that’s why Ben & Jerry didn’t show), Steve Henry, Mike Ward, no one from Fairness was there (we’ll invite them next year), Mary Lou Marzian, Pat Roles.
As promised, here are a few photographs from Saturday evening’s event at the newly-remodeled (to the tune of $27 million) Crowne Plaza Hotel in Louisville. Most everything was poorly lit, so the pictures a bit grainy. But you’ll make do.
Here’s where we sat:

Oh, looky there. It’s Daniel Mongiardo, Kimberly Greenwell (she wore that tablecloth thing last year) looking quite upset that I was taking her picture. She hopped around throughout the night pretending she didn’t lie about Steve Henry’s illegal campaign finance shenanigans (whattya know? KREF lobbed $50K in fines at him) and Lt. Dan allowed her to trail him for a bit:

Here’s Larry Clark as he ran away from us. We happened upon him as he was calling Jonathan Hurst a “faggot” and referring to him as my source on all things Frankfort (hardly the case, as JH doesn’t, um, you know, even work in Frankfort anymore?) because we’re both “faggots.” So I turned around, shook his hand, and told him he was terribly mistaken about my source. Then he yelled, “I don’t even want to talk to you, boy!” I think it’s a great photograph.

See the rest of the photos after the jump…
One of these pairs of shoes belongs to Rep. Joni Jenkins, who always wears the most awesome pieces of artwork on her feet. Guess which pair she’s wearing. (No, those aren’t my canvas kicks, I had on something a little more shiny)

The early reception crowd was rather large:

Here’s Greg Fischer chatting with David Nicholson, some dude and Daniel Mongiardo:



Craig Greenberg came to the event:

Here’s Joni most likely encouraging people like Charlie Horton to misbehave:

Just as she encouraged PVA Tony Lindauer and Deputy State Treasurer Mary John Celletti:

Metro Council President David Tandy and his wife, Carolyn, had a chat with Rachel Greenberg, who may be one of the coolest people we met all night. And not just because she spotted my awesome tie from 100 yards away

Attorney General Jack Conway & wife Elizabeth:

Jennifer Moore chatted with a UFCW representative:

Frank Simon’s dear friend Todd Hollenbach:

Daniel Mongiardo and Steve Beshear acted as if they hadn’t spoken in ages as you-know-who tried to butt in:

The Governor and John Yarmuth exchanged brief hellos:

Harry Johnson and Adam Edelen have a chat:

John Yarmuth was interviewed by WHAS11:

Dinner, as usual with the Ford Dinner and anything Democratic, tasted like rotten ass:



Thank goodness there were other things like gin and Derby Pie available, for a brief moment, until everyone got stingy and stopped giving us booze:


Lisa Tanner tore the roof off:

Governor Beshear harassed everyone as they tried to get drunk:

Public Service Commission head and former Louisville Mayor David Armstrong was in deep thought with David Nicholson:

Transportation Secretary Joe Prather terrified everyone with his auctioneering skills:

Jack Conway and Daniel Mongiardo addressed the crowd:


We had our own rainbow:

Congressman John Tanner from Tennessee:

Wendell Ford addressed the crowd and cracked tons of jokes:


Party planners had great attention to detail. Note the cute little donkey confetti. And our fancy phone with the fancy Twitter machine all over it.

Tony Lindauer sang My Old Kentucky Home:






1 response so far ↓
1 bigdaddy // Jun 15, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Joanie is still hot as hell…anyone know if she’s available?
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