Who knew?
I mean, we all know the crazy crap he pulls against everyone in the Commonwealth – including us, personally. Especially with the conspiracy theories.
But he’s a racist? Apparently, in his reality, all the scary Mexicans who work on horse farms are magically able to vote for Steve Beshear.
Peep this comment he left today:
Very interesting indeed. Because, uh, illegal aliens cannot vote.
Conspiracy theories galore.
6 responses so far ↓
1 Ray Re // May 30, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Jake, have you never been to Chicago? DEAD illegal immigrants vote there.
2 jake // May 31, 2009 at 12:08 am
This is Kentucky.
Our immigrants merely mow our lawns and work our horses.
We don’t need illegals to win elections. We just give Jim Bob down the street a gallon of alcohol in a plastic jug and we get his entire family’s vote.
3 Hill Knobber // May 31, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Growing up in Clay County it took a couple of gallons and some chickens and cigarettes to get the whole family’s vote.
4 Taylor // Jun 1, 2009 at 8:40 am
what with the economic crisis and all, we’ve all lowered our standards. I think we’re all for sale these days…
5 Forks Of Elkhorn // Jun 1, 2009 at 10:40 am
Ray Re –
Their votes only count if they vote the right way and are then counted by the right person.
Happy Chandler used to tell the story of one precinct in Henderson County. As the votes were being counted on Election Day, the County Clerk kept saying “we” were winning. Happy’s dad kept saying “but what about Smith’s Mills?” The Clerk kept insisting “we” were winning while Dad kept repeating his concern about Smith’s Mills. Finally, in explanation, the Clerk turned to Dad and said “Don’t worry about Smith’s Mills; we’re not counting that precinct.”
FOE
6 jake // Jun 1, 2009 at 10:46 am
When my grandfather was still alive, he’d occasionally not “have” to go vote because someone was “already voting for him.” Those were the days.
Now I hear somebody’s actually gotta show up to vote. And that large percentages of precincts aren’t always counted. Of course, I have no evidence.
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