We will buy this thing for the Democrats of Kentucky.

So every time someone (*cough* Joni *cough*) says “Democrat Party” they’ll get a shock on their wrist.

What a magical gift!

We’ll also buy it for Jennifer Moore, as a parting gift, and maybe one for Charlie Moore, the new KDP Chair– just to be safe.

In related news: look what we got. It’s almost as awesome as this. Press conferences will never be the same. Because we don’t give a flying…

See our new toy after the jump…

Nice, isn’t it?