22 responses so far ↓

• 1 Carter Burger // Feb 18, 2009 at 9:41 am

  He’s tired of people confusing him for Gopher from The Love Boat.

• 2 jake // Feb 18, 2009 at 9:43 am

  How dare you compare The LOooOoooove Boat with Marty! Apologize!

• 3 johnny // Feb 18, 2009 at 10:09 am

  because he’s full of shit.

• 4 kentondem1 // Feb 18, 2009 at 11:03 am

  He feels trapped in a humane body.

  Oh, to be a real android!!

• 5 Bimbeau // Feb 18, 2009 at 11:32 am

  he has a pair-a-sol up his ass & fears it will open – proving to the world that inside he’s as empty as he’s been accused od being.

• 6 Bimbeau // Feb 18, 2009 at 11:33 am

  he has a pair-a-sol up his ass & fears it will open – proving to the world that inside he’s as empty as he’s been accused of being.

• 7 jake // Feb 18, 2009 at 11:49 am

  New rule: Your fill-in-the-blank can’t be so terrible that it makes me gag and/or feel uncomfortable. I know it’s rare that I’d have a momentary lapse in meanness… but… uh…

• 8 3CardNana // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm

  he just realized where his pet hamster is…

• 9 E // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm

  I’m not one to ever be accused of being a slave to fashion…but isn’t that tie a paisley print…circa the mid to late 1980′s ? Button down tabs?

  I’ll bet he’s humming the the tune “1985″.

• 10 jake // Feb 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm

  His tie is great. Bad knot, but I’d definitely wear it. He’s wearing a gay homo tie!

  Button-down collars? FAIL.

• 11 E // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm

  Definitely a FAILED Windsor knot.
  He could have lost the pen too…at least while he’s on camera

• 12 Mark // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:00 pm

  Forget the tie Jake, I want to see how many pens he has in his pocket protector being covered up by his jacket.

• 13 Republican // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm

  What’s wrong with button-down collars? A timeless classic.

• 14 E // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:46 pm

  Without a tie…button collars are ok.

  With a tie…a collar, starched and pressed properly with the neck sized correctly, should behave itself without the aid of buttons.
  Brian Williams of NBC sets the standard for sharp dressing in my book.

• 15 jake // Feb 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm

  Sorry, but a respectable Republican would wear starched collars with collar-stays. Just saying.

• 16 E // Feb 18, 2009 at 2:24 pm

  I’m no republican.
  If there’s a tie…there will be no button downs near my neck…and the lapels will be pressed sharp.

  I wear suits so rarely, I try to do it right when I do so.

• 17 Carter Burger // Feb 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm

  button down collars went out with Flock of Seagulls.

• 18 bigdaddy // Feb 18, 2009 at 7:44 pm

  His prune juice enema just kicked in

• 19 E // Feb 18, 2009 at 7:57 pm

  Jake…
  PLEASE PUT THE ARETHA HAT ON MARTIN!

• 20 dhudd // Feb 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm

  He’s got ants in his pants,and he wants to dance !

• 21 Martin Cothran // Feb 24, 2009 at 3:26 pm

  Martin Cothran looks so pent up because …

  … he’s feeling like subject of an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

• 22 stevo // Feb 25, 2009 at 9:39 am

  Martin Cothran appears so pent up because he is trying to hide the fact that he is Chuck Norris’ sensei.

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