By now you’re all familiar with Gary Tapp Tapp Tapp’s Senate Hate Bill 68 which seeks to abolish foster parenting and adoption by the scary ho-mo-sexuals. That’s all fine and dandy. Americans– Kentuckians, especially– are used to discrimination and ignorance so it’s nothing new to us.

That said, Bruce Maples has rewritten SB68 to more accurately reflect what Gary Tapp Tapp Tapp meant to say with the legislation:

… prohibit the approval of foster care, relative caregiver services, or adoption of a child by any queer or couple of queers, no matter the quality of their relationship or the health of their home life.

Drunks are okay, as are drug addicts, as long as you can hide it from the child welfare officer. Ditto for spouse abusers and child abusers. Porn addicts? No problem — we wouldn’t want to get in your business.

Divorced heterosexuals are fine, even if they’ve been married and divorced every two years for life. So are persons with no jobs, no savings, no self-esteen, and no prospects for any of the above. Persons doing foster care for the money are fine, as are relatives estranged from everyone in the family because they are, frankly, crazy.

In fact, as long as you are publicly heterosexual, it doesn’t matter WHAT you do in private, you can still bring a defenseless child into your mess, and we’ll just look the other way.

But by God, we don’t care how solid your home life, or how healthy your emotional life, or how unassailable your parenting skills — if you’re homosexual, we’re going to keep children away from you, no matter what.

Because, after all … this is Kentucky. We have our standards.

Dahahaha. Can’t breathe. You know that’s what Tapp Tapp Tapp wanted to say.

Thanks to Bruce for the terrifyingly ironic humor.