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Dear Internet: It’s Caption Contest Time!

January 30th, 2009 · 19 Comments

Ruh ro:


The winner will totally receive something worthless and cool.

Apparently linking to the original image isn’t enough thanks, so, here you go: The photo was taken by Kathy Wright.

Tags: Greg Fischer · KDP

19 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Shack // Jan 30, 2009 at 10:13 am

    “I am sick and tired of the effin bald jokes you B”

  • 2 anon // Jan 30, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Dammit Jennifer, if you concede one more thing to Jeff Noble and that goddamned Jacob Payne writes about it, I’m outta here.

    Greg Fischer smiles pretending to understand what Horton the Wonder Boy is talking about.

  • 3 Marc Carey // Jan 30, 2009 at 10:24 am

    “Hold still Jennifer. I swear to God I can see light through there.”

  • 4 Buono9 // Jan 30, 2009 at 10:55 am

    I’m Greg Fischer and I approve this message

    Pointy Slaphead- “See this finger woman, I bet you can’t guess where it’s been?”

    Woman- ” It’s been stuck-up your arse while- P.on.us are empowered by the indifference of local politicians to not maintain and modernise the power Infrastructure of Louisville. The consequences of which are a rapid decline in new business coming to the city and imminent collapse of the local economy. Now, I would prefer if you address my other face.”

  • 5 cave dweller // Jan 30, 2009 at 11:25 am

    “I hate it when people take my picture without my permission, especially while I am getting yelled at !”

  • 6 winstnsmth // Jan 30, 2009 at 12:38 pm

    “He is NOT your daddy!”

    “OK, I shaddup now.”

  • 7 jake // Jan 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Dahahaha! I love you people. (That’s not a caption, just a thanks for the hilarious lines.)

  • 8 :-) // Jan 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Horton: “One! One I’m telling you damn it! One! One, damn race. That’s all we’ve won since you became chair and I am not getting thrown under the bus alone for your incompetence… What are you smiling at Fisher, you lost too!”

    Moore: ” Do my boobs look big enough in this dress?”

    p.s. Jake — Thanks your blog use to be more fun than it has been lately — This helps reaffirms my faith in you.

  • 9 anon // Jan 30, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    This is a comment – not a caption.

    You’ve captured on film two of the more imcompetent leaders in the KDP. If you had Jonathan “you-wanna-buy-a-book” Miller up there with them instead of Fischer, you’d be worthy of an award.

    Fischer might make a good chairman, if he’d bring along his sister Lynn as manager and Lisa Tanner as political director.

    Steve and Dick, are you reading?

  • 10 ed // Jan 30, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I don’t care how much he likes it, let go RIGHT NOW!!!

  • 11 E // Jan 30, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Pull my finger!

  • 12 Republican // Jan 30, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    I don’t even know who those people are. Should I?

  • 13 anon // Jan 30, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    No, you shouldn’t. They don’t know who you are either. That’s part of the problem. BTW, I mentioned Lisa Tanner in an earlier comment. Now I can see her face off to the right of Moore in the background.

    Horton: I told you not to get mixed up in some silly ass Senate race in Hazard.

    Moore: Hazard? We had a race in Hazard?

    Fischer: I’m just a very successful businessman. That’s why I’m still smiling.

  • 14 Novena // Jan 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    “A Case of Mistaken Identity”

    Fischer: “They’re jokin’ around, fans. Just practicing how the GOP goons will look like in KY in a few years.”

    Horton: “(Under his breath) Do I look like a bald, bearded, fatter, and younger Bunning?”

    Moore: “I don’t know. I’ve never seen him–in person or on TV.”

  • 15 John Brady // Jan 30, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Horton: “you two don’t go fucking anywhere. I don’t want to be the most incompetent person in this room, damnit.”

  • 16 Republican // Jan 30, 2009 at 11:33 pm

    Fisher, Moore and Horton, eh? No wonder I didn’t know who they were.

    Hell, I don’t even know what the chairman of my own party looks like. Truth be told, I haven’t known what any of them looked like since Ellen Williams, and a lot of that was because she was hot!

  • 17 Bruce Maples // Jan 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    This is a comment, not a caption:

    I think it sucks that Lisa Tanner is still waiting on a call with a job offer, after all she did to help Dems get elected over the past few years. My understanding (which may certainly be wrong) is that she was repeatedly told “don’t worry, there will be a place for you after November.”

    They were right — she’s got a place, waiting on one of those people she helped to call.

  • 18 jake // Jan 31, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Bruce: It’d be a moot point right now. They can’t find anybody who wants to be Chairman of KDP. Several people have turned the job down, per my understanding.

    And there’s no executive director, no one raising money.

    So it wouldn’t really be a job for Lisa. There’s no way to pay her and the Party doesn’t really exist beyond the SCEC at the moment.

  • 19 Beerme // Feb 2, 2009 at 11:19 pm

    “no soup for you!”

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