Yes, it’s true, Michael Mukasey merely suffered from a touch of the old people vapors.

He just had what a spokeswoman for the Department of Justice called “a fainting spell,” which is Republican code for “collapse due to oldness.”

And, since we’re sick, sick you-know-whats, let’s watch fancy video footage of that old people spell. Pay close attention to the lady screaming, “OH GAWD!!!!!”