Really, you should come work for us. We’re tired of having all this money just cold layin’ around going to. You need a job, we have it. Oh, and take that cover letter thing seriously. Don’t send us some boring-ass paragraph you copied from about.com or whatever like the last few applicants have done! [Get a Job!]

New ethics complaint filed against Sarah Palin. Apparently she doesn’t realize that she is Governor of Alaska and has a job to do. She’s allegedly doing a terrible job separating her official duties from her insane political ambitions. She broke state ethics rules by holding national television interviews about her run for vice president from the governor’s office. [Anchorage Daily News]

We’ve followed this story for several months. And we’ve finally come to a conclusion: Everyone involved and all aspects of the story– everyone and everything– are part of the reason Kentucky is continually stereotyped by the rest of the country. Still, it’s sad on several fronts. [H-L]

Sometimes-fatty and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has a you-know-what for the ho-mo-sexuals. He spent all Tuesday declaring that same-sex marriage/unions/gay rights/whatever are not civil rights because, get this, because the gays haven’t experienced violence like blacks did during the civil rights movement. Never mind that, oh, that’s not true. Remember Harvey Milk and Matthew Shepard and the countless thousands of others who were the victims of anti-gay hate crimes? Yeah, really fancy. [Think Progress]

This is an interestingly terrifying take on the auto bailout and Mitch McConnell’s RED CHINA. Yeah, this is exactly what we need. [Huffington Post]

Former Louisvillian John Ziegler who got all up in the courts over an embarrassing sexual situation is now just a “phony wingnut poll promoter” who “gets testy when called out.” Ziegler sure likes to use the f-bomb as much as us. And he sure likes to tell people to eff themselves. [Crooks & Liars]

Sarah Palin is just your average hockey mom, doncha know. Except, well, she’s an elitist just like the rest of us. [The Atlantic]