Ken Layne is our idol because he makes everything sound funny. Even the pending failure that will likely be Inauguration Day 2009.

He says:

The January 20 four-million Obamatard march, otherwise known as “Inauguration Day,” will combine the fun of being stranded outside during an ice storm with the excitement of being killed by the homeless or maybe the Army as Barack Obama is safely sworn in at a secure, warm location with plenty of fancy food and cocktails. And because it’s all happening in Washington, D.C., you can bet the public services and coordination will be top-notch!

That’s D.C. in a nutshell.

Go read the rest. It’s all about how everything has gone to pot and we’re all gonna die of the poverty and starvation.