Former Miss Alaska and current Republican vice presidential failure of a nominee was in West Chester, Ohio yesterday. Our Intrepid Reporter was there being all intrepid-y.
It was boring. She kept talking about ACORN and how black people are terrorists or whatever. And Joe the Plumber or Mr. Joe Six Pack.
This story in the Enquirer said 15,000 tickets were distributed for the event. But the paper didn’t bother reporting how many people were actually there.
So let’s take a look at some fancy pictures and such.
See the rest after the jump…
Sarah the Maverick signed some autographs:
Some people thought they’d be cute by making some awful shirts:
We told you JAMAKAIN is the Jesus of everything:
And some people made fancy signs:
Oh, look, some ladies are trying too hard to look like Sarah. They don’t know that when Joe Biden wins, they’ll be forced to style their hair just like his:
Look how excited Sarah got! And then look at her with John Boehner. She has no idea who he is, of course, but she’s with him. She’s smiling because his name makes her think something funny.
Finally, we’ll leave you with this fancy bumper sticker our Intrepid Reporter spotted at the event:
11 responses so far ↓
1 Sporcupine // Oct 18, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Republicans that boring are fine with me. Even the one communist dig looked like the guy had an alphabet challenge rather than a raging fear of imaginary invasions.
2 Joe Pierce // Oct 18, 2008 at 9:51 pm
You guys are doing a fine job in the race against the CJ and LEO to see who can get farthest to the left/in the tank for Obama-Biden. Tip: Change your masthead pictures – put Obama, Biden, Lundsford, and Yarmuth! in there.
3 jake // Oct 18, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Yeah, we’re so in the tank.
Definitely for Obama-Biden and Lunsford (there’s only one D in his name). John will win regardless.
And anyone who has been a regular reader would have enough sense about them to know how ridiculous it is to accuse us of being “left.”
FYI: Don’t like it? Don’t read it. Because we couldn’t give two shits what you think.
4 Joe // Oct 18, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Joe Six-Pack speaks on the current issues!
http://www.JoeSixpack.me
5 Sam Wise // Oct 19, 2008 at 12:17 am
Okay, I nominate the kid in the white hoodie for a retroactive abortion.
god guts and guns?
I’m thinking we need to make sure we’re ready, because these escapees from Toon Town ain’t gonna go gently into that good night.
These last two weeks of the campaign coming up scare the hell out of me. Not because of what will happen with the electorate, but because of what hijacking of democracy could occur at the hands of these slack-jawed mouthbreathers.
6 jake // Oct 19, 2008 at 12:21 am
Sam: You just caused me to spew my late night beverage out my nose.
7 David Harpe // Oct 19, 2008 at 12:34 pm
“Don’t like it? Don’t read it. Because we couldn’t give two shits what you think.”
Then why enable comments?
8 jake // Oct 19, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s not tough to understand.
Comments are enabled for people to discuss issues and talk about things they like reading.
If you don’t like it, do not read it. Pretty simple.
9 David Harpe // Oct 19, 2008 at 1:46 pm
“If you don’t like it, do not read it. Pretty simple.”
I was commenting more on your assertion that you don’t care what other people think. Since you enable comments and compose paragraph-sized retorts to anyone that even hints at disagreeing with anything you write, it’s obvious you do care to some extent. I’m sure you’ll respond to this with a similarly lengthy screed, even though you don’t really care.
If you truly didn’t care what other people thought, you’d turn off comments and revel in the purity of uncontested commentary.
10 jake // Oct 19, 2008 at 1:59 pm
People act like they can leave a comment and it’ll influence what we believe or think. Fact of the matter is (common sense should tell you this), that couldn’t be further from reality.
It’s bull to suggest that we only respond to those who disagree with us. We’re gonna respond if someone says something ridiculous on a site that WE own.
Comments are turned on so people can have discussions and add additional information to what we post.
Mostly it’s just folks who spew out some random crap that doesn’t half make sense. The time for that garbage in Kentucky has come and gone.
Don’t read it if you don’t like it. Don’t comment if you don’t want a new butt hole. Don’t say anything you can’t back up. And don’t act like you have all the answers or that your opinion is the one true way. And if you disagree, don’t just offer some petty spin.
11 kaccey // Oct 19, 2008 at 7:58 pm
retroactive abortion can we do that ? I have names…
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