Anyone watch Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer last night at the DNC? Jesus effing Christ what a terrible speaker. We’re still gagging and rolling our eyes in embarrassment. Seems like a nice guy. But. Uh. Not so fancy. Was almost as exciting as seeing Bill mouth, “I love you. I’ll love you forever and ever.”

Great Clinton speech, though. She definitely unified the Democratic Party. And Chelsea was radiant.

After her speech there was a C-SPAN shot of Michelle Obama introducing Matthew Barzun (Obama money man, Louisvillian and Brown family heir) to Joe Biden.

What is it with these bitter Clinton Queens who can’t get over their Hillary obsession? Jesus. SHE LOST, PEOPLE. She lost. Deal with it and move on. It’s not the end of the world for a candidate to lose. It happens every election. Grow some balls and quit bitching. You’re worse than a homophobe trashing Jerry Abramson. [PolWatchers]

Joe Sonka is right. David Boswell is an effing idiot. Why would anyone waste their time on this guy? We said Dubya was mentally deficient. We obviously misspoke. We meant that David Boswell is mentally deficient and an embarrassment to Kentuckians everywhere. [BITB by way of Barefoot & Progressive]

HAHA, so, funny story. Ben Carter called Thom Karmik, KDP’s “Communications Director,” dreamy. Nevermind that Karmik openly attacks Democrats and publicly trashed U.S. Senate candidate Bruce Lunsford. Way to go, Ben. [HAHA]

Hit the middle of this broadcast. You’ll see Jerry Lundergan lose his shiz with an ABC News photographer, demanding to see identification. Failure of a KDP Party Chair Jennifer Moore was also present. Verrry interesting and entertaining. [ABC News]

How do you piss off a handful of backwater Republicans? Tell them that Kentuckians still hate George Dubya and casually mention that he’s mentally deficient. You’d think we were urinating on Ronnie Shakes’ grave! [Oh, the Humanity]

Yo, Marty Cothran: No, Greg Stumbo doesn’t have the votes he needs. I’ve polled nearly every legislator in Kentucky. But you’re right that Jody doesn’t know how to count votes or do anything else. [Gay Hater]