Some of you have to be sports junkies, right? And some of you have to possess a sense of humor. So check out these hilarious videos produced by a former newscaster from Louisville whom we all love and miss. [The Meaningful Collateral Video 1, Video 2]

State Auditor Crit Luallen will audit Louisville’s Housing and Family Services Department. After taking tons of heat this morning from Louisville Republicans, Mayor Jerry Abramson’s office says it “welcomes” the audit. Luallen’s letter indicated that the state had concerns about the Department as early as 2004. Ruh ro. [C-J]

The city of Louisville is giving away a “pissing alley” and no one wants it. Yes, Mark Hebert actually said “pissing alley.” And we’re repeating it. Pissing alley pissing alley pissing alley. [Mark Hebert]

Bruce Lunsford was interviewed by the Huffington Post today. Every Republican this side of the Mississippi is screaming LIBRUL MEDIA ATTACKZ! It’s an interesting interview and everyone should go read it. Definitely adds a bit more street cred for Bruce’s relationship with progressives. [HuffPo]

That cute little girl who sang during the opening ceremony of the Olympics in China? Total fraud. The Red Chinese gubmint admitted the picture-perfect little girl was performing to another little girl’s voice. Milli Vanilli all up in the Olympics, kids! HURRAH! [Telegraph]

Woopsie Daisy. Leonard Lawson allegedly tolkd Joe Prather to “take care of Jim Rummage.” In other news, we still love crazy Larry Forgy’s comment, “He’s like gonorrhea — if you’re near him, you’re going to catch it.” Hoo boy. [H-L]

In other news, this bit from Wonkette makes us laugh: Sheehan has collected enough signatures from teen bums and migrant workers to run for Congressional District 8 where she will surely triumph, because seriously who has even heard of this Pelosi gal? She’s the one in the nice suits, right, all blinky behind the president during his interminable State of the Union speeches? Yes, get rid of that one and replace her with the anti-war protester who makes liberals personally want to bomb the shit out of Iran. [Got Pee On The Brain]