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Cougar McCain Is The Borg Queen!

August 5th, 2008 · 17 Comments

FEAR!


Tags: FEAR! · Presidential Race

17 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Crystal // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    This just proves Mitch is a drone.

  • 2 Crystal // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    All the repugs are drones.

  • 3 Michael // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Resistance is futile!

  • 4 D. J. Self-Conscious // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Does having a deer-doe perpetually stuck up your ass doesn’t make one a Borg, Jake.

  • 5 Terri // Aug 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Bananas!

  • 6 Joe Sonka // Aug 5, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    is it just me, or is Borg Queen sorta hot?

  • 7 Michael // Aug 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    To answer your question, yes the Borg Queen is hot.
    Is it me or does Cindy McCain look more vicious than the BQ?

  • 8 Notmarknickolas // Aug 5, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Such a trollop!

  • 9 jeffersonpoole // Aug 5, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Both Borg and Cindy are attractive.

    Cindy looks better now than she was eight years ago.

  • 10 briansmith // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    “Cindy looks better now than she was eight years ago.”

    Yes. The natural aging process of the wealthy is incredibly forgiving.

  • 11 Sam Wise // Aug 5, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    Borg Queen Hot? Not.

    Now, Seven of Nine, that’s another story…

  • 12 Pol Watcher Watcher // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:49 am

    And this discussion adds what, exactly, to the political discourse?

    And Sam Wise, how do you like life as a merit drone under His Highness Beshear? Sucks, doesn’t it? All the Democrat merit employees I know say they wish they had Fletcher back.

  • 13 jake // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:53 am

    PolSmoker: It’s called having a sense of humor?

    And it’s Democratic merit employees, not Democrat merit employees.

  • 14 Pol Watcher Watcher // Aug 6, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Cindy McCain, by definition, isn’t a cougar. She isn’t chasing younger guys; she hooked one a lot older. That’s more like a gold-digger than a cougar.

    And the only “Pol” I’ve ever “smoked” in my life was one of those old-fashioned Barber Pole peppermint sticks. Can you even get those things anymore?

  • 15 jake // Aug 6, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    “Cougar McCain” is a term coined by Wonkette and other political humor sites. And she had her own millions. Papaw John is actually the gold digger in that relationship.

    As a matter of fact, I saw those big peppermint sticks at Ruth Hunt a few years ago. Mmmm. Cream candy. OMG.

  • 16 Pol Watcher Watcher // Aug 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    There was an old country store, long since gone, about a mile from where I grew up that had those big peppermint sticks, about 8 inches to a foot long and about as big around as a D battery if not bigger. You practically had to break it into pieces to eat it. Aaah, the good old days.

  • 17 Sam Wise // Aug 7, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Not only is she the spitting image of Bride of Frankenstein, it turns out she’s been caught lying twice now about her “personal recipes”. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2008/06/17/2008-06-17_cindy_mccain_cooks_up_more_controversy.html
    And all the McCains have happily joined in on her massive conflict of interest for the breweries she inherited, including John “Keating Five” McCain.

    http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-hensley22-2008jun22,0,4794559.story

    Never mind the fact that she was a junkie who stole prescription painkillers from her own nonprofit medical relief organization, and who used John McCain’s influence to keep from doing federal prison time for the drug thefts.

    http://openline.medialine.com/showthread.php?t=20171

    Yes, she’s truly a role model. For Cruella de Ville!

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