When Heather Ryan took the podium, Senator Mitch “Stop Yelling at Me!” McConnell left the stage. He must have thought Ms. Ryan was fittin’ to unload on him for six whole minutes, but she had other fish to fry.

Heather Ryan’s crack volunteer staff got video of a guy and gal in a a “republican red” pick ‘em up truck yanking Democrat campaign signs off the side of the road leading to Fancy Farm. The video was quickly enhanced by Bruce Lunsford’s compooter geeks and a license plate number was obtained. Oh, yes. There is more to follow…

Did you know that Heather Ryan got lots more speaking time at the picnic than any other candidate? That’s because the Republican Winnebago was decked out with an out-of-the-doors High Def large screen TeeVee. On it, playing in an endless loop, was Heather Ryan’s famous YouTube video, “Reproductive Freedom”, in which she explains her position on women’s reproductive rights. If you have not peeped it, peep it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKQuBahT-wQ

The Ryan campaign thanks the repuglican party for spreading her message of reproductive freedom for human females. We await the paperwork for this in-kind campaign contribution.

In related news…Did you Know? In 2003 Ed Whitfield sponsored the Puppy Protection Act, legislation designed to protect the reproductive health and breeding of female dogs. I am not making this up. Who says Exxon Eddie ain’t down with tha bitchez?

And the whole terrorist thing? In which Ed Whitfield received turkee from evil bad terrorists? There is so much more to this story! Read all about it heah…

http://exxoneddie.com/News.html

And as bad as THAT all sounds? It gets worse.

It was a good weekend for the Ryan campaign.

Smooth move!