We have all kinds of important stuff to do for an hour or whatever. AKA our primary laptop is officially dead and we have to go refi our condo or something so we can get a new MacBook Pro. Since none of you richfolk will permanently “loan” us the $3K. (No, we can’t do a fund drive because we felt dirty enough begging for cash to go to the DNC– which we couldn’t even end up doing in good conscious. Plus there are starving kids all over.)

So we’d like to remind you of what’s wrong with Kentucky:

And what would an empty post be without a reminder of this:

And a funny caption contest to accompany everything?

Back in a bit.