Keep that Boswell-Haire puke bucket handy. You’re gonna need it after reading this. You may also need to prepare yourself for a fit of uncomfortable laughter.
Michael Cassaro’s field staffer-turned-campaign manager operates a MySpace page for him. Innocent, right? Boy, are you ever wrong in making that assumption!
Cassaro’s MySpace profile has a photo section called “cassaro girls” that, well, see for yourself:
The Cassaro Girls – OMG – Click to Englarge
I can’t even breathe. This is too hilarious/awful.
Seriously. Half-nude kissing girls. The Cassaro Girls. Can you believe Cassaro approves of this? Is this campaign sabotage?
Guess it’s always the quiet ones that are full of surprises. And let’s face it, Cassaro’s campaign has been pretty quiet. Just. Half-nude, kissing drunk girls? WHAT.
4 responses so far ↓
1 Terri // May 7, 2008 at 10:18 am
Um. Wow.
The women on the kegs are pretty terrible, but the notion that there is a whole section called “Cassaro Girls” at all is what is even more troubling to me. Pretty much a foolproof way to guarantee a feminist won’t vote for you.
2 Lauren // May 7, 2008 at 11:19 am
What’s even more pitiful is that he only has 5 friends…. Poor Mike!
3 junction jack // May 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
The green ones make me HORNY!
4 Rachel // May 8, 2008 at 1:16 am
What is WRONG with this guy? Somehow I’m on his campaign’s email list, but for what reason I have no idea…also he had an email fight with some feminists last week online on this discussion thread…weird. For a long time I thought this guy was like faux running for office b/c of the random and sudden large volume of emails. I thought he was a spam candidate, really, for quite a while.
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