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ALERT: Trapped in Frankfort, Send Help!

April 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment

It’s the final night of the session.

Please send massive amounts of Woodford Reserve and Kit-Kats to the good government types in Frankfort. They’re being held hostage by all the tired, old hacks who use cheap orange hair dye.

Don’t worry about lobbying or ethics or anything– the ethics bill is dead.

Tags: FEAR! · Giving Back

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  • 1 David Adams // Apr 16, 2008 at 8:13 am

    If we had more transparency, we wouldn’t have to talk so much about ethics — or cheap orange hair dye. Please encourage Governor Beshear to issue an executive order setting up a website that lists all government expenditures.

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