Welcome to day 4 of the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards in honor of our third anniversary. Ten lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden poo. And you, our terrific readers, are going to help give the awards.
See how great the poo is? Everybody wants it, just because, amen.
Which elected/public officials, candidates, reporters, public figures and so forth are absolutely full of it? Your input is needed!
Each day for the next however (it’s tough to count) many days, we’ll announce a new award category and you’ll submit an unlimited number of nominees.
Previous Categories:
Day 1: Person Responsible For Legislation (or Legislation-Related Mess) Requiring the Most Lubricant
Day 2: Reporter Most Likely To Make You Kick Your Television, Burn Your Newspaper, Smash Your Radio Or Toss Your Computer
Day 3: Most Pee-Worthy Abuse Of Twitter By A Political Figure Acting Like A 12-Year-Old Girl
Be sure to nominate someone for those categories.
After all nominations are received for all announced categories, we’ll announce the winners and send the golden piles of magic along to eagerly awaiting recipients. Please remember to make your nomination as scandalous and inappropriate as possible.
Today’s category is:
Politician Most Likely To Be Investigated Or Indicted In The Next 12 Months
Submit your nomination – along with your reasoning (this is required) – in the comments. Keep it hilarious.
Not only is the former teabagging pole dancer pissed that Mitch McConnell and the horrible, evil Democrats want to make it difficult for terrorists, domestic violence offenders and convicts to buy guns without a background check…
But… they’re spending tons of cash on Google ads galore, on fancy YouTube categories. Categories that feature videos like this fancy one:
Click here to visit the mouth-breathing page that talks about how they’re taking our white women and our guns, amen.
Seriously. WTF do these people think? You can already buy a truckload of guns with no problem at your local big box store. What is it with just flooding the streets with guns with no background checks? What’s there to hide?
The number of people in Kentucky receiving food stamp benefits jumped 1 percent. That means tons more people started receiving benefits in June, up a whopping 8,000 from May.
More people receive food stamps (or SNAP) now than at the start of the recession. 155,000 more than in January 2008, to be specific.
Please don’t forget to make your nominations in the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards. We’ve got three categories live so far. [Page One]
Ben Chandler allegedly has a 14-point lead on Andy Barr, with 21% undecideds. I’m not buying it. Chandler’s definitely ahead, but not by 14, not right now. [CN|2]
Am I wrong for being puzzled about the necessity of this private and corporate wing at the Blue Grass Airport? A movie theater, really? [H-L]
After being bewildered by Rand Paul, Jack Conway is now afraid to say whether or not he’ll support Harry Reid. HAHAHA. God. [Joe Arnold]
Will Phil Moffett be the new teabagger king? You’ll find out today at 3:30. [Marcus Carey]
You ready, Jack? The national press has noticed that King Coal is coming after you. [HuffPo]
A foreigner newspaper says the bailouts prevented a 1930s-style Great Depression. Will teabaggers go insane over that? [The Guardian]
Maybe Rick Pitino is gonna spice things up. Karen Sypher’s attorney is set to question him. [H-L]
Just a reminder that the Kentucky Democratic Party’s new Republican chairman will be in Northern Kentucky today. I hear he still hasn’t spoken to political leaders of the party in the area. [Amanda Van Benschoten]
Yesterday Jim Gray’s mayoral campaign hit Jim Newberry with a press release. We hear Gray will start talking about his plans for the city quite soon. But until that happens and people take note, the Newberry corruption train will keep on rolling. [Press Release]
Please don’t forget to make your nominations in the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards. We’ve got three categories live so far. [Page One]
Tomorrow at 11:30 A.M. the Fairness Campaign is hosting a ‘Show Me Your Papers’ street demonstration at 4th Street Live in Louisville. They’ll be there in protest of Arizona’s discriminatory immigration law. [Press Release]
Remember Sarah Reidy, the girl “managing” Brian Simpson’s campaign to unseat Larry Clark, the worst and most corrupt person in Kentucky’s State House? She’s the leader of the Young Republicans and had an unfortunate Twitter outburst of craziness. She came up with about 15 different stories to explain it and eventually ended up denying everything. The juicy part, though, is that she was ignorant enough to laugh, joke and admit to it when speaking to her Republican friends, who promptly shared the conversations with me. She’s running for re-election this weekend, despite having a challenger who could smoke her out, and I hear there was a little incident in 2009 that she’ struggling to keep under wraps. An arrest, a mugshot, a Republican big dog helping her out. Fun times. (Keep trashing us, sweetie, and we’ll publish it for your opponents.) [Flashback]
Jack Conway’s office announced that Kentucky will receive $1,967,191 from the $75 million settlement with Johnson & Johnson. It represents double the amount of Medicaid dollars spent on prescriptions written as a result of the company’s illegal off-label marketing practices. Kentucky’s state portion of the settlement is $610,165. [Press Release]
Today at 6:00 P.M., Lexingtonians will learn about Jim Newberry lying and cheating to help his friends steal. [B&P]
Everybody and their mother will be at Fancy Farm this year. You going? Looking forward to it? Hot? Boring? Roasted meat everywhere? [Bluegrass Politics]
Jeb! Bush says he’s not running for president in 2012. That’s because Sarah The Quitter Palin is going to be the savior, right? [Joe Arnold]
Fix Glenn’s eyes, God. Please? OK, amen. XOXO. 1,000,000 Prayers for Glenn Beck Fakebook page maybe isn’t so effective? [Wonkette]
Interesting. None of Kentucky’s gays working in Warshington made this list of the 50 most beautiful people on the hill. [The HIll]
Oh, look, Kimberly Greenwell and Kathy Groob have created an anti-Ron Crimm website and haven’t disclosed they paid for it. I hear Republicans are set to file a complaint in a few days. No wonder she’s started trashing us in the comments (yes, sweetie, we know it’s you). [Haha]
John Cheves’ story about the coal industry going after Ben Chandler and Jack Conway has gone national. [McClatchy]
On Monday we examined Daniel Mongiardo’s quarterly FEC report. You’ll want to take a look at the highlights before continuing.
An astute reader had a question about those released numbers and it’s rather interesting.
Mongiardo had $203,038.27 cash on hand at the close of quarterly books.
Isn’t that number, you know, CRAZY high?
Looks like Lt. Dan wants his personal payout from Jack Conway. But doesn’t want to refund all those general election contributions he took in the primary.
Welcome to day 3 of the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards in honor of our third anniversary. Ten lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden poo. And you, our terrific readers, are going to help give the awards.
See how great the poo is? Everybody wants it, just because, amen.
Which elected/public officials, candidates, reporters, public figures and so forth are absolutely full of it? Your input is needed!
Each day for the next however (it’s tough to count) many days, we’ll announce a new award category and you’ll submit an unlimited number of nominees.
Previous Categories:
Day 1: Person Responsible For Legislation (or Legislation-Related Mess) Requiring the Most Lubricant
Day 2: Reporter Most Likely To Make You Kick Your Television, Burn Your Newspaper, Smash Your Radio Or Toss Your Computer
Be sure to nominate someone for those categories.
After all nominations are received for all announced categories, we’ll announce the winners and send the golden piles of magic along to eagerly awaiting recipients. Please remember to make your nomination as scandalous and inappropriate as possible.
Today’s category is:
Most Pee-Worthy Abuse Of Twitter By A Political Figure Acting Like A 12-Year-Old Girl
Submit your nomination – along with your reasoning (this is required) – in the comments. Keep it hilarious.
Monday, Jeb! Bush held a gigantic fundraiser for Rand Paul in an exclusive gated community in Louisville. But what’d Rand have to say to the Bluegrass Institute on March 19, 2009?
“People say, well, they can punch around George Bush for one election, but now he’s gone, but what’s left from the George Bush Administration and from the Republicans in Congress at that time, is now the hypocrisy.”
See for yourself:
Truer words couldn’t have been said about Rand Paul himself.
Billy Ray Wilson, an independent of London, just filed as a write-in candidate for Kentucky’s U.S. Senate race.
He’s written a book (a couple books, actually), run for congress as a Republican and he’s got a fancy campaign website, on which he writes about being a deist and hating religion.
Moreover, Judea-Christians (Zionist) control national elections through their expertise in getting voters to the voting centers and their massive expenditures to the media. These methods have succeed in electing individuals to the U.S. Presidency since 1948 and the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. Senate that are pro-Israel. For some reason the incumbent strays from supporting Israel, he or she becomes a one term incumbent. President Jimmy Carter and President George H.W. Bush are living examples of Zionist power.
-SNIP-
In reference to domestic policy, the internet columnist and pundits inform us actions of the U.S. Congress, in my cases, are not for Americans but hyphenated Americans. For example: (1) California has a greater diversity than most states except for maybe New York state. Too this end, California’s Washington delegation are the protectors, both economic and physical security, of the state of Israel. (Representative Tom Lantos, CA, should have charged with TREASON because of this acts against the United States in favor of Israel.) The next level of representation would be to the Mexican community. No not the Hispanic American but Mexicans. The Black American community would follow the Hispanic American. The White Anglo-Saxon’s environment are the least concerns of California politicians. (2) Arizona because of its large Hispanic population, members of Congress ignore the laws of the United States regarding immigration. Failure to side with the illegal residence or families of the illegal would mean the loss of their Congressional seat. (3) New York and New Jersey’s politicians are in step with the California delegation. (4) Florida’s Congressional delegation caters to Zionist and individuals of Cuban ancestry. The national delegations need to be replaced with Americans that understand the dictates of the U.S. Constitution. The United States belongs to all Americans, not just Zionist.
-SNIP-
In London, Kentucky, Jewish leaders have established a shelter for the transients and a relocation office to assist in their movement to Israel or occupied Palestine. Naturally, while they are in the tri-county area they receive some type of federal monetary subsistence. Some even take jobs away from the indigenous Kentuckian.
Right away a reader may say Wilson is a racist, anti-Semite or some other demeaning word. To this situation, the following is a well researched conclusion regarding the Hebrews (Jews) of Palestine and Mesopotamia to the Jews of New York City, Los Angeles, Miami:
1. Jew is a term to identify a person whose religion is Judaism.
2. Jew is not a nationality.
3. History reveals the Hebrew tribe were one tribe of many of the Arab tribes in Palestine and Mesopotamia. (Recent DNA studies reveals the Palestinian and the Israeli (Hebrew) came from the same paternal lineage.)
4. There was never a sovereign state of Israel until 1948. Yes, there were two Kingdoms, Samaria and Judea, claimed to be governed by the Hebrews. However, the true power was the Roman Empire. (During his time in power, Israeli Prime Minister Sharon always made reference to Samaria and Judea. Never did he call the former kingdoms – Israel.)
5. Jesus’ Mother Mary was allegedly a Hebrew which by Jewish custom made Jesus a Hebrew (Jew). His race would still be Arab.
Oh, yes, kids. It gets better and better. And THE JEWS ARE COMING TO GET YER WHITE WOMEN!
HAHAHA.
UPDATE: He also said this, which isn’t so funny: “It is my opinion that no religion has the right of nationality. After all, religion is nothing but a belief. To this end, Jews in Germany were responsible for their own imprisonment and death camps.”
New Republican KDP chair Daniel Logsdon is attending a Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce event on Friday (sponsored by Duke Energy and Fidelity Investments) to discuss his take on the 2010 election cycle.
Unfortunately, Logsdon didn’t bother notifying Northern Kentucky Democrats or county chairpeople.
Do the Democrats really want to lose Northern Kentucky this year?
Jack Conway took my advice and went to the region. Maybe the KDP needs to right its ship, too.
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Welcome to day 4 of the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards in honor of our third anniversary. Ten lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden poo. And you, our terrific readers, are going to help give the awards.
Moreover, Judea-Christians (Zionist) control national elections through their expertise in getting voters to the voting centers and their massive expenditures to the media. These methods have succeed in electing individuals to the U.S. Presidency since 1948 and the U.S. House of Representatives and U.S. Senate that are pro-Israel. For some reason the incumbent strays from supporting Israel, he or she becomes a one term incumbent. President Jimmy Carter and President George H.W. Bush are living examples of Zionist power.
